In an effort to keep himself busy while waiting for the server to come back online, Ian decided to do a little yard work. Unfortunately, the outage lasted longer than expected and, hours later, he was discovered by a neighbor next to a pile of what used to be the plants in his back yard. He arrived at the Clinic with his hands still clenched around the handles of the clippers.
After weeks of therapy, the Clinic has only been able to effect a partial cure by redirecting his frustrations into another, less dangerous, area. Now, during periods of being unable to connect, he keeps himself busy by going to marathons and eating hamburgers as he watches the participants run by.